May 152020
 

You are currently browsing comments. If you would like to return to the full story, you can read the full entry here: “Spring Cleaning…for Geldings”.

  5 Responses to “Spring Cleaning…for Geldings”

  1. Oh, GOOD. Just the conversation I’m interested in. Because I’ve always been in your camp–just kind of leave things alone, see what happens, check the bean (and never had anything but a token). I did exterior cleanings on Duncan now and then to keep track of melanomas and let the rest deal with itself–but he had a pretty active and expressive Mr. Happy, probably because of how late he was gelded.

    And then there’s Takota. He’s terribly, er, INACTIVE down there and at the same time his sheath is really, er, wrinkly inside. He has the worse, nastiest, dirtiest personal parts that I’ve ever seen. I didn’t mess with him too much when he first got here, for obvious reasons, but when I did finally take the dive, I was…wow. (But weirdly, he rarely has a bean.) I still never clean the penis exterior, because the thing never makes an appearance.

    The problem with not cleaning is that I was initially inspired to take the dive because he was kicking at his belly, and really seemed uncomfortable. And boy, does he SMELL. That’s when I discovered the geological layers of concrete smegma. So I started looking for ways to help him stay clean–regular moisturizers and the like. He seemed more comfortable, but ugh, even more smell. Just yesterday I gave him (only his second) actual with-water cleaning, but honestly, I’m at a loss!

    He does enjoy the cleaning, at least. I won’t even tell you how much he enjoys it because he wouldn’t want you to know.

    Maybe I just need to contribute the the environmental overload by using an oiled baby wipe on him a couple times a week. Blah.

    Aren’t you glad you started this?

    • There was an article I found that mentioned trying to help get a different set of bacteria growing down there, but then it went into how the body work specialist found her horse had mental trauma from being gelded (the horse told her) and it got a little too out there for me. But according the linked article it is fine to just leave it all alone!

      • I didn’t buy the too-smooth assurances of the first article. No sourcing, just a big “you should believe me.” (He might have been 100% on the nose, but his breezy assurances make me want back up to it all.) The study was really interesting!

        But Takota is like the horse one of your FB friends mentioned–even though I basically WAS leaving him alone when he got here, he ends up stomping his back feet, kicking at his belly, and annoyance-twitching his tail if I don’t keep the front half of his sheath clean. Surely there must be a happy medium somewhere!

        (Lotions and mineral oil aren’t it for a horse this dirty. Smelly! Yucky!)

    • PS Hmm, the first article comes across as a bunch of opinions (other than the conception rate) without any citations or allusions to studies to back them up.

      The second was interesting, and I would HAPPILY leave Takota’s sheath alone, but it does seem like the dry nature of his sheath build-up is irritating to him.

      WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO.

  2. As an eye-witness of Cometa’s “procedure” yesterday, the amount of debris removed was pretty astounding (read “gross”)! The glove pic is nothing!

 Leave a Reply

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

(required)

(required)

 

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.